On the subject of fussy eating

Dear Janit,

This hunger strike nonsense will not be tolerated, supermarket cat food is every bit as good as the expensive food from the vets. I refuse to believe that it tastes that different, it certainly smells the same to me and it looks much more interesting ~ what with all the funny little biscuits, all different colours and shaped like tiny fish and whatnot.

Times are tight my dear – all of us must make our little sacrifices, if I am to drink non premium gin, I’m sure you will be able to tolerate slightly cheaper cat food.

All the best love,