On the subject of eyeball licking

Dear Janit

Under no circumstances are you ever to lick my eyeball again. I am willing to admit that I may have inadvertently encouraged you by continuing to pet you as you purred in my face but I never expected you to actually lick my eyeball. It sent shivers down my spine as if a hundred people were scratching blackboards and now every time I close my right eye it looks like it is raining.

I hope to goodness there is no permanent damage or there will be hell to pay.

Love from Crispin
JanitL2 On the subject of eyeball licking

May 13th, 2011 by

Comments

  1.  LOL….it must be the salty taste that is so appealing….

    I won’t share with you how to neutralize that…besides…it might actually encourage Janit to lick you more: )

  2. Rogerwhyte says:

    It may sound really strange, but my vet told me that cats will like things like your eyeball when they need salt, which can be a sign of diabetes. Luckily my cat hasn’t been eyeing up my eyes yet, but maybe get that checked out?
    feline canine diabetes http://www.thediabetesscoop.com/feline-canine-diabetes.php

  3. USB 3G says:

    Well, interesting post,
    thanks!

Would you care to read another passive aggressive letter?

Janit the cat drinks water from a glass illustrationJanit Pawing a Valentines CardCat in a lampshade eating