Dear Janit

Dear Janit

I would like to point out that sometimes when you think I am asleep I am not. I can clearly hear you getting up to all sorts of naughtiness such as eating my plants and using my speakers as scratching posts.

I have been compiling a dossier of your actions and we will discuss the ways in which you can recompense at a later date.

Regards

Crispin

P.S. I dread to think what you get up to when I am at work.