On the subject of counting

Dear Janit

I would like to draw your attention to the fact that I can count and I hasten to add that I have an inkling that cats are probably capable of this to some extent. At the very least I would go so far as to say that I am pretty certain you can count to one.

I digress: One is the number of breakfasts that you are allowed; one is the number of breakfasts that you are going to receive. It is that simple.

Love from Crispin

P.S. I remain convinced that the expinential rise in your lack of grace and general sloth is directly proportional to number of biscuits consumed.