On the subject of pest control
Dear Janit
I would like you to re-double your efforts on rendering my bedroom a spider free zone. This morning I saw one with a huge sausage of a body and whiskers almost as big as yours. His presence did not aid the recovery from last nights slight over indulgence of the gin and quite put me off my breakfast.
How you dispose of the body is not my concern but if you must eat them please bear in mind that I would rather not bare witness to the meal.
Your help in this matter is greatly appreciated.
Love and kind regards
Crispin








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