On the subject of inappropriate romance

Dear Janit

I want you to stop making romancy eyes at that ginger tom from down the road. I have seen him skulking about the street at night up to all sorts of mischief and skullduggery no doubt.

I believe him to be an immeasurable oaf and frankly, he smells.

I do hope this does not come between us.

Love from


ginger tom On the subject of inappropriate romance

July 21st, 2010 by
  • brix

    You can’t stand in the way of true kitteh love, man!
    Let her have her way with the ginge.

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Would you care to read another passive aggressive letter?

presentillustration of black and white cat (Janit) and carrier bag2014 Dear Janit Calendar

Do please stay in touch old thing