On the subject of inappropriate romance
Dear Janit
I want you to stop making romancy eyes at that ginger tom from down the road. I have seen him skulking about the street at night up to all sorts of mischief and skullduggery no doubt.
I believe him to be an immeasurable oaf and frankly, he smells.
I do hope this does not come between us.
Love from
Crispin
