On the subject of speaking

Dear Janit

On Monday I saw a television programme which featured a woman who claimed she could speak the language of cats. Now, a sensible person would be hard pushed to regard this as anything less than absurd, as I do. And yet you persist in squawking at me when it is quite clear to all that I have absolutely no idea what it is that you are trying to convey.

I think it best all round if we continue with me speaking English and you pretending to listen.