Dear Janit
Your cousin, The Lion, commands the entire savannah as his domain, whilst you seem content with the lounge, or to be more specific, the sofa. This is insufficient space for you to fulfill your potential as a cat.
Take a lead from your cousin and and venture further afield. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the door and the windows open directly onto the outside world.
Love from Crispin
P.S. I am sure you would have fun once you were out there.
