On the subject of sitting

Dear Janit

I have compiled a list of things you may wish to consider when choosing a place to sit:

  1. Danger of death
    Electrical appliances can prove hazardous to the resting cat: toasters; washing machines; boilers; and in particular, hobs – proceed at your peril.
  2. Danger of entrapment
    Cupboards, boxes, draws etc. Humans have a habit of closing open things for the sake of tidiness – washing machines again fall into this category and should be avoided.
  3. Danger of compression
    Behind doors (be they open or closed), inside piles of stuff and under sofas as well as underneath cushions and blankets are all danger areas. Use with caution.

Hope this helps.

Love from Crispin

July 14th, 2010 by
  • soosie

    My favourite yet! I would also like to add ‘on my head while I am asleep’.

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