On the slaying of flies
Dear Janit
Why don’t you at least have a go at killing a fly? Yesterday I watched you for some time and drew the conclusion that it is far, far beyond your predatory capabilities to kill something just by glaring at it and changing the shape of your pupils. I would be most grateful if you could see your way to investing a little more of your time into practicing this particular aspect of ‘cat’. Failure to do so may result in a reconsideration of your position as executive in charge of executions (insect and rodent division).
Kind Regards
Crispin
